As I thought and thought about what to get my loving, dear wife for Christmas this year, as most people do, I tried to think about the things that she either needed, wanted, or both. Problem is, many of those, I just can't afford or otherwise pull off right now. For example:

or
or possibly:
That left me to think, "Now, think of her favorite things and how you can get her those or at least one of those."
And that's where I was for quite a while. I mean, you already have these:
And I like to think that I'm nothing to sneeze at, so, again, I was left with exactly, zilch.
Then I had an apostrophe. That's right, lightning had struck my brain.
This is what came up. And I think it's pretty good. I'll give you the details AFTER you follow the link.